I didn't want to own a cat

Tony likes boxes. He likes to sit inside boxes. The box pictured below is very small. A small book was sent to me in it. Its so small that we couldn't even use it to pack stuff in, so we left it on the floor. Tony saw the box. Tony is a very large cat. Oblivious to the physical impossibilities of the situation, Tony decided that he NEEDED to lie down inside this box. We're not entirely sure how (or why), but Tony managed to curl himself up inside the box. It is now his favoritest sleeping spot in the whole world. We have put down other boxes next to this one, larger boxes, boxes with crinkly paper and other things which he enjoys inside of them, but he will have none of it. He will not be cheated out of his tiny uncomfortable box.

This is a picture of Tony in the process of insetting himself into the box.